Friday, September 17, 2010

Nu mailen want je word miljonair!

Mijn mail gaat erover dat ik miljonair ben geworden, een mail afkomstig uit Spanje. Ik heb gewonnen omdat mijn email-addres in een internationale database zat en ik als enige winnaar eruit ben gekomen. Maar ik moet wel eerst even mijn gegeven terug mailen...


Dit is de spam:




GFUND INTERNATIONAL EUROPE
GULF PROMOTION PROGRAMMES
C\ Don Jaime I nº 11 2º  28811 MADRID (SPAIN). 
(SPAIN).
TEL: +34-672-563-459.
FAX: +34- 917-692-992.
EMAIL:
inforsanta@aim.com
                                                      
                                             WINNING INFORMATION/OUR SERVICES

 
Attention: Beneficiary,
Congratulations from our members of staff. This is the Claims Department of AGFUND INTERNATIONAL EUROPE GULF PROMOTION PROGRAMMES responsible for the processing of winning prizes in the e-mail lottery program. Your e-mail address attached to a single ticket was found as one of the lucky fifty e-mail addresses that emerged to have won 450,000,00 Euros.(Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros only) in Certified Bank Draft, each. The information was passed to us by the Lottery Coordinator – Sweepstakes International office, to ensure that we are in contact with the rightful owners of the winning e-mails and web-site addresses. We write to explain and clarify the mode and chronologue of the services we render to our clients of lottery claim related issues. 

Your email address attached to our Lottery payment order, had the following details in our 
DATA BASE
Ticket:2088115463-9844 ; (ii) Reference Nr:56557SPL251  ;(iii)  Batch Nr:SPYU6447 ;
 
AGFUND International and European Prize Promotions is an annual prize awarded by the Arab and EuropeGulf Programme for United Nations Development Organization (AGFUND). It is a financial reward of in addition to trophies and certificates of recognition.The idea of the Prize was emanated from the keenness and continued endeavors of AGFUND to contribute to developmental action in the developing countries with the aim of alleviating human suffering and pain.

Firstly, our ultimate concern is that our clients get their winning prizes as quickly as it is possible. You are therefore required to print out the attached “Claim Verification Form” and fill in the required details and return back to this office by fax or as e-mail attachment with a copy of your valid proof of identification (which should be, either a National Identity Card or your International Passport) for verification.  After been confirmed as the bonafide winner, a “Release Order” will be issued and you will be invited to sign this document after which a “Beneficiary Award Certificate” will be presented to you. You will also be required to complete a Payment Scheme Form B6, where you will have to indicate your preferred mode of payment. Your winning prize being deposited at the Treasury department of our Paying bank will therefore be eventually paid/remitted in your preferred mode of payment, within 3 working days.

Due to mix-up of certain numbers and names, you are requested to keep your winning information confidential until your claim has been processed and winning prize paid/remitted to your nominated account. This is part of our security protocols to avoid abuse of the program by some participants.

Due to the volume of your winning prize, it is covered by HIGH INSURANCE POLICY BOND, in accordance with Article 342 of the World Gaming Board as amended in the 1996 Constitution. This is to protect the prime winner and mis-appropriation of funds.

Be assured that, in line with our principles of efficiency, transparency and customers` satisfaction, we handle all verification exercises with the highest level of professionalism and discretion to ensure that our clients receive their prizes within the shortest time, possible.

For more information, please contact the under-signed directly on + 34-672-563-459.  We are open between 0800hrs -1800hrsGMT from Mondays through Fridays and on Saturdays from 0700hrs -1200hrs GMT.

Once again, Congratulations.
Best Regards,
Dr. Gerald Erichsen
.Alternative address: santaclau@ozu.es


Oftewel een heel lang verhaal. Ik heb uiteraard terug gemaild, maar toen kreeg ik een certificaat die ik in moest vullen (weer met al mijn gegevens o.a. bankgegevens) en terug moest sturen.

Mijn illustratie die ik ervoor gemaakt heb, is gebaseerd op een rebus. Maar dan alleen met illustraties.


1 comment:

  1. Leuk idee!
    Je laat het nu vooral vanuit de ontvanger (jou) zien, het zou wmb ook interessant om te zien welke rebus er bij de verzender hoort.

    Daarom: Ik zou het goed vinden als je nog iets verder zou kunnen gaan, en kan kijken of je kan achterhalen wat er achter deze Spaanse toestand zit.
    Wat gaat die persoon ermee doen? Wat is het voor persoon? Wat wil ie ermee?

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